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Happy (low-stress, gender-neutral, non-addictive) holidays to you!

The holidays really bring out the fun in some writers. We got a note from a colleague, Fred Fiske of the Post-Standard in Syracuse,NY, who found this humorous "ecumenical" Christmas greeting being passed around the Internet in Unitarian Universalist circles. Just to be perfectly clear to folks who take everything seriously -- it's just for fun.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

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I would encourage those who believe to at least recognize the reason for the season and to be very happy that you have family to spend time with. Make amends with the loved ones and friends that you have had bad feelings towards cause it will make you feel betterand happier

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