Tim Woods of Echo Restaurant fame offers this Top 10 list:
Top 10 reasons the San Joaquin Salmon run will not be restored.
10. Columnist Michelle Malkin found a can of salmon in Fresno, proving there is salmon and ran with it for good measure.
9. Vic Rosenthal ...The right of return is not an option.
8. Columnist Victor Davis Hanson .....the vice president hasn't told him what to say or write.
7. The Zinkin family ....Salmon will not pay the development fees on property the Zinkins own.
6. The Episcopal bishops inability to control female Salmon even with the help of Africa.
5. John and Carole Harris......Salmon is not beef and will not stay in their motel on Interstate 5.
4 Salmon will not advertise on KMJ or provide Ray Appleton with a free trip to Tahiti.
3. Salmon will not attend Save Mart Center events or donate to Fresno State athletics.
2. Michael Der Manouel.... there is no state law to force Salmon to purchase insurance, so we can't have Police Chef Jerry Dyer arrest or shoot Salmon lacking insurance at check points in the name of God.
1. Gay Salmon will not vote for an evangelical Christian for mayor.
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