No new "Office" tonight means I have to leave the house for entertainment
Bad news, guys: due to the vice presidential debates, there will be no new episode of "The Office" on tonight. Although I know that watching Governor Sarah Palin try to speak words out loud is easily as entertaining as watching a full episode of my favorite comedy, I am taking the opportunity to go out and enjoy tonight's cooler weather during Art Hop/Arc Hop. We at the Beehive suggest you do the same.
Until next week's new episode, you can head over to Entertainment Weekly's site and enjoy a countdown of Jim Halpert's Best Office Pranks... or not. As fun as it is to reminisce about "Office" episodes of yore, EW, which has a knack for sucking the life out of beloved pop culture moments, has carefully explained each prank in great detail, rendering them all completely unfunny. And anyone who considers herself a true "Office" fan will remember what Jim Halpert himself told us in season two's "Conflict Resolution":
"You know, these actually don't sound that funny, one after another."
Right again, Jim Halpert. See you next week, fictional soulmate!


Comments:
WTF??? All I had to look forward to was The Office tonight. I learned how to program my DVR and I was ready to watch after I finish my 12 hour day at My Office.
I can't even venture out to Art/Arch Hop until 9:00. Fresno, please keep partying until I get off work. I will need a serious drink escape the lack-of-The Office-reality in which I find myself.
I guess I should try to hit up the party after the party...anyone heading to Tokyo?
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at October 2, 2008 11:52 AM
Stupid elections ruining my Thursday night. Oh well, I guess I'll watch Iron Man on blu-ray for the tenth time and pretend I'm Tony Stark.
Posted by: Michael at October 2, 2008 12:01 PM
I'll most certainly be at Tokyo.
Posted by: adam at October 2, 2008 12:20 PM
best prank I ever pulled.
remove cord from phone handset.
take teeny tiny lil piece of tape and place over connector plug
plug cord back into handset
the conversations this started were priceless
Posted by: Diablo at October 2, 2008 12:42 PM
Debate followed by ArtHop follwed by beer follwed by Monty Python (maybe).
Posted by: brodiemash at October 2, 2008 1:03 PM
FOLLOWED by spelling school, apparently. Sheesh....
Posted by: brodiemash at October 2, 2008 2:04 PM
I've having trouble with the logic here.
Thursday is pretty much the best day of TV, right?
Friday is one of the worst, right? (R.I.P TGIF)
So why was the presidential debate on Friday?
And the VP debate on Thursday?
If logic follows, it should be on Saturday, because Friday > Saturday and Prez > VP
oh, and while I'm throwing >'s around:
Dwight Schrute > Sarah Palin.
True!
Though I'd love to see either of them wrestle a bear.
Posted by: Mike Oz at October 2, 2008 3:20 PM
Wrestle, I think in Alaskan that translates to snipe with a high-powered rifle from an airplane.
Posted by: adam at October 2, 2008 3:50 PM
i think you should just go to the fair and find yourself a gangsta to entertain you.
Posted by: mdub420 at October 2, 2008 4:08 PM
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