Jessica Alba learns to emote for a good cause
Oh, thank god. Someone found a way to stop Jessica Alba from complaining about how everyone just sees her as a sex symbol and not as the serious actress she is.
Is anyone else starting to feel slightly traumatized by the campaigns to get people to vote?


Comments:
Ah the tears of a clown.
Posted by: Michael at October 2, 2008 2:20 PM
Eeewww, is she trying out for some new Hannibal Lecter movie?
Posted by: felicia matlosz at October 2, 2008 2:30 PM
Someone give the poor girl some chapstick.
Posted by: Msjoey at October 2, 2008 2:40 PM
...I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
Posted by: cjl at October 2, 2008 3:22 PM
What is this, Silence of the Lambs '08! "Hello, Clairece"...
Posted by: Mr. Incognito at October 2, 2008 3:37 PM
It puts the lotion in the ballot box...
what the hell??
Posted by: Renee N at October 3, 2008 8:14 AM
You folks are an insensitive lot. How can you not feel the intense pain of a young woman who has had to suffer with the anguish of being lusted after by men for her sexual appeal? The fact that this is the only reason she has landed any acting roles is simply beside the point. It has been a huge cross for her to bear. I mean, it simply isn't fair to her that people cannot get past her appearance to see what a talentless, empty husk of a person she is on the INSIDE. You know?
Posted by: John at October 4, 2008 4:06 PM
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