If you're the kind of person who spends any part of the day trying to do the right thing, be a good person, follow the rules and do unto others, I'm here to tell you to stop it immediately. That's right -- give it up right now because you're never going to get anywhere with that kind of positive behavior. Bleak? Maybe. But consider this:

The man who allowed his mentally unstable girlfriend to sit on a toilet for two years while her skin grew around the seat and her body wasted away won the Kansas state lottery this week.

His take was small -- around $20,000 -- but not to worry: this is the second time he's won this year.