Britney Spears ate my homework
I know, I know. Making fun of Britney twice in one day is tacky. I'm willing to pay that price.
What is happening in this picture? Why does it look like she has one hand on a kid's Coke bottle, the other in another kid's front pocket, and if she opens her mouth a bunch of yellow feathers are going to fly out?
Hair, makeup and clothes are much improved, though. Oh, and nothing says "Sex tape? I'd never!" like a well-timed visit with a bunch of poor kids from the Bronx. The Britney Publicity Machine is back on track, y'all.
[Source: Dlisted]
Comments:
I can explain everything. Brit was caught filming her video for her next release. She's covering "Hand in my Pocket" by Alanis...I found an unpublished copy of Brit's reworked lyrics...
I'm broke but I'm happy
I'm poor and delusional
A tape proves I'm skanky, yeah
I'm high but not trippin
I'm sane but that's questionable
I'm lame but still getting coverage
What it all comes down to
Is K-Fed should still be mine mine mine
'cause I've got one hand in her pocket
And the other one is shaking his Coke
I look drunk but I'm on meds
I'm young and I'm all washed up
I'm tired but I'm working on nothing
I care but no one else does
I'm here but my career is gone
I'm dumb and I'm gettin dumber
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at October 1, 2008 3:18 PM
Man, you gotta love Mr. Sheridan!
I can totally hear Timbeland and Timberlake in the background now...
Timberland - "Its been a long time, I should have helped you, now you got no songs to step to...step to...step to"
Timberlake - "Go girl, up and down that pole, girl"
TRAVIS, LMAO MANK!!!!
Posted by: Mr. Incognito at October 1, 2008 4:05 PM
I thought that was Carrie Underwood in the picture.
Posted by: Ernie at October 1, 2008 4:26 PM
what the hell is going on in the pocket?
Posted by: Ms. Joey at October 1, 2008 7:26 PM
one of the worst 'photoshopped,' pictures I've seen.
--look at the pocket: --there is no continuation of the fingers down into the pocket, she does not have her hand in anyone's pocket,
--look at the hand wrapped around the coke: -her fingers are closed in on themselves, (not around a coke bottle.)
I'm not even convinced that her head and the body are from the same shot
yeesh.
Posted by: wet towel at October 2, 2008 12:27 AM
It might not be photoshopped at all. It looks like she's standing a good pace or two in front of them and her hands just happen to be in fists and lined up with the objects behind them. Especially with that look on her face like she's really excited to see someone's new baby or something.
Posted by: adam at October 2, 2008 9:36 AM
She looks like she has to go potty. really really bad.
Posted by: josh at October 2, 2008 1:51 PM
ok heather. hair, makeup and clothes are improved? are you looking at the same dress I'M looking at? my first drag dress made from my mother's discarded sheers when i was 5 was classier than that. and it fit better. and the hair? ok. so it grew back after her, um, er, episode. or would that be considered an "incident"? anyway. you know better heather. i know you do. i've seen your "today" "now" "hip" fashion sense up close. those jeans at lunch friday for example. anyway, i've got a snapshot somewhere of me in that dress if you're interested. too bad i was too young for project runway.
Posted by: danny at October 7, 2008 12:59 AM
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