T.J. Hooker unhappy with Heather Locklear right now
Heather Locklear, who was released from rehab in July, was arrested yesterday in Santa Barbara on suspicion of driving while under the influence, according to TMZ, who is really, really good at knowing things like this.
Apparently, alcohol has already been ruled out, so I'm guessing it was Twinkies. You know this woman's body hasn't been anywhere near sugar since 1972.
At right is what Heather's mug shot looks like, because I know you were wondering. Notice the 100-yard Twinkie stare: someone just spotted the precinct vending machine.
Comments:
cocaine anyone?
Posted by: Ms. Joey at September 29, 2008 10:32 AM
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER EYES! I think she's playin' that staring game Oz, Will, and Jessica were playing months back.
How the FREAK did they release her without her posting bail? She kind of looks like Tanya Harding a bit in this picture, I mean before the boxing and extra 80Ibs., before the tire iron to her boyfriends dome, before celebrity softball, before her dark roots growing in, and defintely before the infamous clubbing of Nancy Kerigan!
Posted by: Mr. Incognito at September 29, 2008 10:50 AM
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