Things I didn't know existed until I went to Dollar Tree
Hannah Montana Hand Sanitizer: For when your Hannah Montana gummy guitars leave your hands all sticky.
Geez, they'll put this girl's name on anything and sell it, huh? How about a Hannah Montana voice-changer? It could make a 15-year-old girl sound like a 36-year-old man. What I'm saying is that Miley Cyrus sounds like a man.
Comments:
The sad thing is that I would totally buy this for my lil' girl.
Posted by: iSlappy at September 23, 2008 11:04 AM
It's the Disney way ... Milk it for all it's worth!
Posted by: cjl at September 23, 2008 1:44 PM
That hand sanitizer is a slightly better idea than our 'Suppressors Baby Formula' that we've tried to sell at shows... and a WAY better idea than our failed line of flavored athletes foot powders.
Posted by: The Suppressors at September 23, 2008 2:25 PM
so Jamie Lynn Spears condoms are next right?
Posted by: Joe at September 23, 2008 2:46 PM
Anyone who thinks Miley Cyrus is overexposed raise their hand!
Posted by: MsJoey at September 23, 2008 2:55 PM
I was checking out at the Dollar Tree in tower, when the dude behind me asked the clerk if the $1 pregnany tests really worked. I quickly turned back and sarcastically replied, "Did you buy your condoms here?".
Posted by: Bino Escobar at September 23, 2008 3:03 PM
That's awesome. Pedophile's dream product.
Posted by: Ben at September 23, 2008 4:45 PM
Is there where I leave comments addressed directly to Miley Cyrus telling her that I'm her number one fan and I just love her music so much? OMG!
That one always cracks me up. Number one fans can't find fan sites and be more direct?
Posted by: adam at September 24, 2008 7:05 AM
Man, she's going to end up being a cracked out kid here in a couple of years, it's the American way...
Posted by: Mr. Incognito at September 24, 2008 11:40 AM
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