Megan Fox proves Hollywood might -- miiiiight -- be kinda fake
Megan Fox is sex on a stick, we all know that. But the face, the lips, the body -- might not be real, y'all. Take a moment to deal with this.
I know, I know. Those of you with XY sex chromosomes couldn't care less. But for the rest of us, it's nice to know that stunning good looks are always available... for a price.
Megan Fox now:
Megan Fox in 2003:
Not saying she looks bad in 2003. Just saying that 2003 Megan would be voted "Next Evangeline Lilly... which is nice" instead of "Next Angelina Jolie... which is freakin' hot."
Right?
[Source: A Socialite's Life, Awful Plastic Surgery]
Comments:
maybe a nose job but besides that she looks like she lost some weight, hired a make-up artist and hairstylist and let her eyebrows fill in.
because, yes, us women pay attention to things like that.
Posted by: MsJoey at September 29, 2008 10:31 AM
LOL, that's like saying the HMac of 2000 (you know when) has been engineered as well. I think "H" of 2000 and "H" of 2008 are both HOT...
Who isn't engineered these days? I saw close to 1,000 "Plastic People" at the UCLA game this weekend; there's nothing wrong with it, just don't take these individuals to campfires!
Heather, please leave my woman (Megan) alone... Pick on Amy Winehouse or something, she looks different, why don't you point out how she had more weight to her until she became famous (HUH, HUH, HUH....)!
Posted by: Mr. Incognito at September 29, 2008 10:42 AM
First you drudge up old ish with the Scarlett thing this morning (I spent all weekend getting over it) and now this. Your out to destroy my day, aintcha? Point to H-Mac.
Posted by: brodiemash at September 29, 2008 1:48 PM
Um. Sorry. Nose job, and I think she is gorgeous. Please. Have you been to a MAC counter? They put lashes on me, and I look smashing!
Posted by: Ms. V at September 29, 2008 8:28 PM
..okay, just for the sake of posterity and figure study?
That poor girl has one of the worst breat enhancement jobs done that I have ever seen,
jeeze o pete,
-that surgeon need to go back to shaping hedges or something...
I mean, she paid for that?
The poor kid.
I certainly hope she has things worked on a bit more in the future, just to appear more natural...
Not that I tried,
but you are NOT supposed to be able to park a Tonka truck between hills like that, nossir...
Plastic Surgeon = Fail
Posted by: wet towel at September 29, 2008 8:49 PM
...as a collej studunt, I was compalled,
U know, like,
after a brief nap between studying,
to review my last post...
please note the following corrections:
-insert 'had,'between 'has and one' (line 1)
-'breat' should be 'breast' (line 2)
-'need' is actually 'needs,'
(del: 'or something,' (line 4)
-insert 'have' between 'that and I' (line 8)
also: consider possible stronger visual descriptions
'...following the surgeons line of reasoning? her breasts were to be relocated completely to the outer rib-cage, (say directly under her arms,) -her tailor, thank god, protested.'
'...unretouched photo shows happy compromise of earlier proceedure -which resulted in patient having breasts repositioned to her back.'
'...patient shown here demonstrating why enhancement surgery performed by voc-tec collision repair class, though cost effective, and resulting in record attendance in class that day? does not always end in pleasing results.'
'...(NASA disclaimer: NOTE: woman had recently visited astronaut training camp, was in the under-water space suit tank, then took a few laps in the 'g-force centerfuge,'
-her boobs had not completely caught up with her at the time of the photo.'
(bonus comment)
'...nice 'betty crocker head' tattoo there, kitten.
Posted by: correctional towel at September 30, 2008 6:04 AM
I'm enjoying the varying of names wet towel. This newest one in particular made me chuckle.
It gave me a vague sense of maintaining order in the locker room.
Posted by: adam at September 30, 2008 10:05 AM
aye, lad.
still, when talkin' about this poor lass' mcguffies, that you'd be thinkin' of swattin' backsydes with a towel...
(to which I suppose the improper answer would be:
'Is that an adhesive backed roll of 220grit discs, -or are ya just glad to see me...'
ah well.
have a good day then.
Posted by: rat tail(wel) at September 30, 2008 2:00 PM
Wet Towel...you make me chuckle. Really i love how you broke down all your spelling errors line by line. Could you please do that for all of my posts because i happen to be the only journalism student who HATES punctuation and i cannot be bothered with the shift key.
Posted by: MsJoey at September 30, 2008 3:16 PM
She was a "fox" in Transformers and lots of fun on HOPE AND FAITH...her next movie is WHORE....hmmm that would be interesting.....
Posted by: George (Duke) at September 30, 2008 9:00 PM
..ahhhh, Joey.
I am soooo the punctuation offender,,,
but I'd hang the moon for ya, (note: 'thee,' not 'a' (big difference there chicquita...)
Posted by: Soft Towel (for a roller grrrl) at September 30, 2008 11:05 PM
wasn't gonna but just hadda comment on the bikini shot. what the... i want my baby back baby back baby back i want my baby back baby back baby back i want my baby back riiiibbbs. don't bother with the basting sause, there ain't no meat on them bones. ya know... shots like that make me glad i'm gay. oops. can i say that?
Posted by: danny at October 7, 2008 1:10 AM
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