Hey, what happened to Dane Cook's face?
It's never funny when manorexia strikes, but in this case, it's not only ridiculously unfunny, it's so loud, obnoxious and punchline-free, I want to poke it in the eye and tell it to shut up, shut up, shut uuuuuup.
Previously on the Beehive:
Hey, what happened to Ben Affleck's face?
Hey, what happened to Adrien Brody's face?
Hey, what happened to Madonna's face?
[Source: Popsugar]
Comments:
This dude and Chris Kattan: they suck the comedy out of everything around them.
Posted by: brodiemash at September 16, 2008 9:33 AM
Wait, they just recently decided to conclude that men can suffer from eating disorders too? What is this, the 1950's? Manorexia? That's as bad as the yIKEs headline. Talk about trivializing a serious issue.
Also. I hate Dane Cook.
Posted by: adam at September 16, 2008 9:35 AM
You also left Carlos Mencia off that list Brodie.
Posted by: adam at September 16, 2008 9:36 AM
Damn, how could I have forgotten that abortion of a comedian? Thanks for the reminder, Adam. I sense a "Most Unfunny Bastards" post coming soon....
Posted by: brodiemash at September 16, 2008 10:08 AM
Have you guys ever seen Mencia's stand-up?
I'll give you that his show isn't very good, but I've seen Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, Katt Williams and others, but no stand up show has ever made me laugh more than Carlos Mencia at the Hanford Fox Theatre a few years ago.
Posted by: Mike Oz at September 16, 2008 10:13 AM
Maybe you were you heavily intoxicated? Honestly, I've never seen Mencia live but I have seen one of his DVDs and yeah....DO NOT LIKE! And his show is even worse! I wi
Posted by: brodiemash at September 16, 2008 10:38 AM
Sure Mike, it's easy to be funny when you're stealing other people's jokes.
But more seriously, I've seen his stuff and am not impressed.
Posted by: adam at September 16, 2008 10:48 AM
To each his own, I suppose. I just see a lot of Carlos Mencia hate on the Internets in the last couple years and most of its based on his show. And like I said, as a fan, even I don't think it's good. So I'm only saying "Hey, I'm a fan, but I like his stand-up."
I've seen him live numerous times and he never disappoints.
Posted by: Mike Oz at September 16, 2008 11:04 AM
Carson Daily seems to have had a case of Manorexia. I thought the guy fell off the face of the earth after TRL (thank, christ, that show is going away) only to find his punkass on TV late one night. First thing I said was "what the hell happened to his face?"
Posted by: Ben at September 17, 2008 12:47 AM
Perhaps Dane's date is a vampire. And he is an amazing actor. At least as talented as Alex Karras, Mongo on "Blazing Saddles."
Posted by: Mike N. at September 17, 2008 4:12 PM
Even Dane's pox marks have lost weight (speaking as a person who hated junior high school...damn puberty).
Dane Cook: Not Funny
The term "Pox Marks": Pretty Funny
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at September 17, 2008 4:43 PM
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