You think Bubba'll give him a key to the city?
Apparently Jose Canseco will be in Fresno today, playing in a celebrity poker tournament at Club One Casino. This brings up a few questions, like the one posed above. I say "Yes." Jose and Billy Ray Cyrus could start the mullet-wing of the Fresno Key to the City museum. Some more questions:
1. If I bring my 1986 Donruss Rated Rookies, can I use them to ante?
2. Can he bounce chips off his head?
3. Who the heck are rest of these celebrities? Barbara Enright, Jason Von Flue, Shaun Deeb? What, they couldn't get Ozzie Canseco to come too?
4. Is there random drug testing?
5. You think he'd do a forearm bash with me?
Comments:
Go A's!!!
Posted by: mdub420 at August 8, 2008 8:55 AM
OMFG....will this be my chance to meet my childhood hero and be endlessly disappointed? I gotta try....thanks for the 411, yo.
Posted by: brodiemash at August 8, 2008 9:08 AM
Mike Oz, you're famous!!
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Posted by: Tracy at August 8, 2008 9:43 AM
I'm still bitter over Concesco and the A's beating my Giants in the `89 World Series. Broke my heart. That and the earthquake. Stupid mother nature.
Posted by: Michael at August 8, 2008 9:43 AM
I think Canseco is doing research for his new book. He is going to bow the doors off of the performance enhancing drug scandal plaguing the World Poker Tour...I'll give you a hint, it may involve Red Bull and Vivran...
Posted by: Travis Sheridan at August 8, 2008 10:03 AM
Oh s***, that homerun off the head just made waking up today worth it.
Posted by: Heather at August 8, 2008 10:16 AM
Fresno is coming up yo! Did'nt Pete Rose come to Visalia last year or something?
Posted by: Carlos Montano at August 8, 2008 10:16 AM
Keep up the great work finding stuff like this out...What ever happed to the gun found in his car?
Posted by: Scott Eddy at August 8, 2008 1:04 PM
I did it!
Thanks for the heads up, sir! If it wasn't for you, I never woulda known he was in town...
Posted by: brodiemash at August 11, 2008 10:17 AM
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