Did you watch the opening ceremonies of the Olympics last night? They were amazing, right? My two favorite moments were when the camera cut to President Bush, who was lounged out in his chair, lazily checking his watch, and the following "Office" promo starring my fictional soul mate, Jim Halpert. This is who you're competing for, America. Make Jim Halpert and me proud:

UPDATE: Seriously. That Bush clip is too good to bury in a link. Check it out:

Laura Bush's face speaks volumes, doesn't it?