August 14, 2008

arrow Jennifer Love Hewitt okay with looking vain and pathetic; not okay with looking fat

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Remember when Jennifer Love Hewitt was the recipient of some unwanted attention after unflattering pictures of the actress Hanes commercial spokesperson surfaced on the Internet? People called her fat, which elicited the following "You go, girl" response from Hewitt:

I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image. A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful. What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body. To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini - put it on and stay strong.

Good for her, right? Let's check in on Jennifer Love Hewitt eight months later, shall we?

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If a size 2 is not fat, why the need to lose 18 pounds? Wouldn't that pretty much place her under the hundred-pound mark? Apparently the message she now wants to portray to girls struggling with their body image is "You're not fat, but you could always be skinnier. And when you are, you get magazine covers!"

Congratulations, Jennifer Love Hewitt: this is one of the most pathetic cries for attention from an irrelevant celebrity I've seen in a while, and, yes, I'm including all attempts made by the two-headed publicity monster that is Speidi. At least they're up front about their famewhore ambitions.

9:55 AM | | Comments (9)



Comments:

I've never liked her after that awful biopic she did about Audrey Hepburn.


And that has to be the most awkard camera angle for her after picture. Honestly it looks photoshopped to me.

Posted by: Michael at August 14, 2008 10:05 AM

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Well played Heather.

Posted by: adam at August 14, 2008 11:09 AM

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"Kiss my fat a..!!!!!" (smack) Sorry, it was just too perfect. Haha.

Posted by: Tyra Banks at August 14, 2008 12:22 PM

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she's got another 8 lbs to lose before she's really hot. and by that i mean her ginormous...head. really, look how freakishly large it looks in that shot.

i'm curious why it took her 18 weeks when you can have results in 2? how much result can i get? and do i have to stand all akimbo like that?

Posted by: ed at August 14, 2008 1:42 PM

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*in a new jersey accent* ehhh, call me crazy, but i uhh, I kinda liked her with that booty on...*end new jersy accent*

Posted by: patrick contreras at August 14, 2008 2:20 PM

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It only took her ten weeks Ed.

And getting results isn't the same thing as reaching the final goal.

And yeah Patrick, she totally looks better with the curves.

Posted by: adam at August 14, 2008 2:43 PM

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She's too skinny.
Of course i'm going to say that because i'm pleasantly plump.
But really, most guys i know say they like a girl with meat on her bones but walk around with Anorexia Barbie on their arm.

Posted by: MsJoey at August 14, 2008 3:21 PM

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Not me Joey. As long as they have a pulse and don't have a restraining order against me they're fair game.

Posted by: Michael at August 14, 2008 3:34 PM

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I guess Jennifer Love Hewitt wasn't really Jennifer Love HerWeight after all. Here's to Hollywood's effort to continually slap "healthy" women in the face.

Posted by: Travis Sheridan at August 14, 2008 4:14 PM

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