Yesterday, thanks to Britney Spears, we delved into the distressing world of celebrities and the bad examples they can set for their children, particularly when these kids start sharing their smoking habits. Today, I'll leave my soapbox at home and instead revel in the pure joy that is Matthew McConaughey and Model Girlfriend's completely pure and untainted newborn child, Levi, seen here on the cover of –

Oh my god. Does this kid look a little relaxed to you?

Oh, Matthew...