The Nine Million Dollar Coach: "We can rebuild her."
From the wacky world of sports, comes delightful news that Stacy Johnson-Klein has gotten a new job, as the marketing general manager of a minor league men's basketball team.
Between the Cincinnati Bengals and now the Oklahoma Cavalry, who will be paying SJK "six figures," other sports teams seem happy to scoop up some of Fresno's most infamous.
But sources close to The Beehive (who, by the way, are totally not credible) are telling us that SJK applied for the following positions (and was denied) before settling on her new gig:
- Cashier in the pharmacy at Walgreens.
- Car wash attendant at Red Carpet at Shaw and Willow.
- Fresno's Best Blogger at FresnoFusion.com.
- President of Cameron University in her hometown of Lawton, Okla.
- City of Fresno's Economic Development Director.
Anybody heard of others?
Comments:
Wow! Mike you can be vicious, FUNNY, but vicious!
Posted by: Abe Lopez at July 17, 2008 5:17 PM
I heard she was trying to get a gig as a spokesperson on tv ads for pain medicine.
Posted by: Josh B at July 17, 2008 5:22 PM
Paid six figures for a minor league deal? That must count the decimal spaces
Posted by: Warren P. at July 17, 2008 5:24 PM
Good for her, everyone knows Welty is crooked as hell. Just sayin.
Posted by: usrid0 at July 17, 2008 8:21 PM
LOL!!
anyways, i saw her auditioning at Amatuer Night over at GoldDiggers. She's beautiful naked. She doesn't do lap dances though. That's why things didn't work out. Something about being married and all...whatever.
Posted by: mdub420 at July 17, 2008 8:37 PM
Are you guys hating on a woman who proved in a court of law that she was discriminated against because of her gender?
Posted by: Cristobal at July 18, 2008 8:47 AM
I'd like to think we're not hating on the woman, rather the entire never-ending, dirty, stupid story.
Posted by: Mike Oz at July 18, 2008 8:50 AM
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