Mitch Winehouse smells a mystery!
As you probably know, Amy Winehouse was admitted to and subsequently released from the hospital this week for what her reps call a reaction to medication, and what the rest of the world calls the Amy Winehouse Monday Night Meth/Crack/Heroin Relay Race.
Now Amy's father Mitch, who rivals Michael Lohan as the most vocal and most delusional celebrity father ever, is claiming that someone spiked Amy's juice box with ecstasy, and he won't sleep until he figures out who did it.
Well, Mitch, I'm not in law enforcement, but I've managed to round up photos of five likely suspects:
1. Amy Winehouse
2. Amy Winehouse
3. The One-Armed Man
4. Amy Winehouse
5. Amy Winehouse's hair (no doubt stuff falls out of that thing all day long)
Good luck, Mitch Winehouse. You're doing the lord's work.
Comments:
I was thinking you'd go with the guy who killed OJs wife.
Posted by: Famous at July 30, 2008 10:19 AM
Ooh, good one, Famous.
Posted by: Heather at July 30, 2008 10:21 AM
I thought the lord's work was fathering the savior of all humankind? Heather, are you trying to obliquely set up Amy Winehouse as the messiah?
Because I don't think Barack Obama would take too kindly to that sort of scene stealing.
Posted by: adam at July 30, 2008 10:33 AM
Hmac this has to be your best post ever. I'm having a crappy day and this made me chuckle.
I don't think it was the guy who killed OJ's wife, I think it was the guy who kidnapped Butters.
Posted by: Michael at July 30, 2008 11:05 AM
I vote for Duffy, but a Scooby Doo-style mask removal would prove that it's really Amy Winehouse in a Duffy mask.
Posted by: Mike Oz at July 30, 2008 12:47 PM
i never noticed until recently that Amy Winehouse has astoundingly huge hair
Posted by: kingdom media at July 31, 2008 4:10 PM
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