While lamenting your inability to get an iPhone today.

1. See a good indie, alt-hip-hop, electro and et cetera show at Starline tonight with Sparrow Love Crew, The Valley Arena and Robopop.

2. Get down with 10 of the best bands/artists Fresno has to offer Saturday at the Best of Fresno Music Festival. Show the heat who's boss. You can do it.

3. Cut some rug at Veni's with the Smog City Roller Grrls, DJ Woolfy and Beat Dynasty Sound. No elbowing please.

4. Watch spoken word artist Chicago in action and help him go on tour. We wonder whether he's going to Chicago.

5. Laugh it up at Thai Palms first comedy night on Saturday featuring a couple of guys you've probably heard on the radio.