Does this man look like a sexual predator to you? Of course he does – it's Andy Dick, who's known for taking things too far in the name of "comedy."

Once again, Dick took it too far and was arrested on drug charges and for sexual battery after police showed up on a disturbance call at a chicken wing joint. Dick was urinating on the building and making a fool of himself. The sexual battery charge comes from allegedly pulling down the top and bra of a 17-year old girl; police also found marijuana and Xanax on him.

And now we, the public, have to deal with this, the skeeziest mug shot in celebrity mug shot history. You know how many times I've had to look at this on umpteen gossip sites? This picture is so skeezy, I've taken four showers already today.

Dear police: Please just throw away the key. This guy served his purpose long ago, and is now simply a menace to the world. Five points to anyone who can tell me what that purpose was, by the way.

P.S. Yes, I'm trying to set a blogging record on the Beehive today – most number of posts by a single Beehiver in one day. (I think Will Albritton holds the record with six). You're under no obligation to read all – or any – of them.