Catch up on some Monday gossip
Because you're bored at work.
The hawtness Johnny Depp turned 45 years old yesterday, and I still wouldn't trade him in for two 22-year olds.
Sad news? According to the Daily Star, Paul Newman is dying of lung cancer. Since I've never heard of the Daily Star, I'm going to believe this story is 100% inaccurate.
Good luck, kid Tori Spelling has given birth to a baby girl, Stella Doreen, who hopefully will inherit her mother's talent good looks money...
Yawn Sean Combs: I'm changing my name to Puff Daddy. Just kidding. Keep paying attention to me, though. Me: Whoa, I just fell asleep and dreamed it was 1997.
Better than Broadway Brokeback Mountain is being turned into an opera and will open in 2013. I think the story will make for a great opera, and thankfully the strenuous demands of the art ensure there's no chance of seeing musical theater enthusiast John Travolta make a hammy, awkward appearance as Jack Twist.
One giant boob After ruling out pop music, television, movies, country music and hair weaves, Jessica Simpson finally realizes her only true talent is being a walking pair of breasts, and, accordingly, starts up a lingerie line.
Comments:
Don't forget she has a shoe line too!
Posted by: adam at June 10, 2008 11:00 AM
I'm sorry, was there a post written here... I can't take my eyes off of Johnny!
thanks for the eye candy HMac!!!
Posted by: Renee N at June 10, 2008 11:21 AM
Adam: I can't believe I forgot the shoe line. Sometimes, when I'm shopping, I'll see a cute shoe, pick it up, consider buying it, and then, when I finally notice it's a Jessica Simpson shoe, I throw it back on the rack and look around wildly to make sure no one saw me touching it. That's happened too many times than I care to admit, yet still I refuse to give that ho my money.
Renee: You're so welcome.
Posted by: Heather at June 10, 2008 11:39 AM
You're the third person to tell me that you've accidentally become enamored with a pair of Simpson shoes only to flip them over and see the signature or notice the label. Too funny.
Apparently, despite being a total ditz, she manages to design (or hire people to design) shoes that were they not encumbered by her name, would probably sell even better.
Posted by: adam at June 10, 2008 12:30 PM
Heather, you just helped ease me past another birthday -- sharing birthdates (though not the same years) with the Depp Man!
Posted by: felicia matlosz at June 10, 2008 2:08 PM
You're lucky, Felicia. The only "big name" stars I share a birthday with are Mel Torme, Nell Carter and Fred Savage's little brother.
Posted by: Heather at June 10, 2008 2:18 PM
Where are my manners? Happy Birthday, Felicia!
Posted by: Heather at June 10, 2008 2:38 PM
Thank you, Heather!
Posted by: felicia matlosz at June 10, 2008 3:01 PM
"Johnny Depp turned 45 years old yesterday, and I still wouldn't trade him in for two 22-year olds."
However, unlike a lot of 22-year olds Johnny STILL cannot grow a full beard.
Posted by: John at June 11, 2008 10:01 PM
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