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BEST PHOTO EVER: The Bee's Diana Marcum and Craig Kohlruss brave the wilds of Fowler to introduce us to a two-headed lizard named Zak-n-Wheezie, who celebrated his first birthday recently. A two-headed lizard wearing teeny-tiny party hats? Yes, please! [The Fresno Bee]
SIGN OF THE TIMES: Got $650 bucks and a friend with a really big truck? That's all you need to make the Lauck's Bakery sign in the Tower District all yours. Lifetime supply of bierocks not included. [Bee Business Blog]
NEW BLOGGER ALERT! Host of KFCF's "Move on Up" (and Beehive favorite), Devoya Mayo, is now classing up potty-mouthed Mikey Seay's joint over at The Fresnan. First up for Ms. Soulflower: addressing the lack of greasy spoon breakfast options in the 'No. [The Fresnan]
MAMA SAYS I'M PRETTY: All that time you've spent strutting up and down Fashion Fair mall trying to catch the attention of the guy who works the AT&T wireless booth is about to pay off. Auditions for "America's Next Top Model" will be held July 12 at the Island Water Park. Tell Tyra I say STFU hello. [Reality Exploits]
RANDOM CONGRATS: Chris Kattan got married in Yosemite over the weekend. There's a joke about water falls and taking the plunge somewhere in here, but I think I'll go the "Mango finally gets plucked" route because the two-headed lizard joke wasn't quite enough innuendo for me. [UPI.com]
THINK YOU CAN DO THIS BETTER? We already know who the blogger with the best hand-eye coordination in Fresno is (ahem), but Fresno Fusion wants to find out who has the best actual blogging skills. Topics must be related to Fresno, preferably Downtown, and should probably avoid any mention of Kevin Federline. (*scoffs*) [Fresno Fusion]

[Photo: Craig Kohlruss, The Fresno Bee]