Catch up on some Wednesday gossip
Because you still giggle when somebody calls it "hump day."
VALIDATION Did George Clooney really break up with former girlfriend Sarah Larson because she got a boob job? Probably not, but a nation full of 34Bs just let out a very loud and collective "Woot!"
BAD IDEA Mel Gibson continues to counsel Britney Spears, this time spending quality time with the singer in a cigar club. See if you can count all of the completely wrong things in that sentence. I've got five so far.
SPEAKING OF BRITNEY Lynne Spears, one-half of the parenting team who chose to shove their teen daughters into show business at the expense of their virtue, their education and even their mental health, will publish a memoir in the fall about how difficult living off her children's hard work has been for her.
FAMILY VALUES Brooke Hogan doesn't condone her mom dating a 19-year old who was in the grade below her at high school. On the list of things Brooke does condone? Blaming a comatose man for his own coma, letting her father slather sunscreen on her butt, this, wearing assless chaps, pretending to not be a dude.
[Photo: DListed - NSFW]
Comments:
Perhaps George decided that one giant boob in the relationship was plenty? An obvious joke I know, but one that was screaming to be made.
On a side note, its nice to know I'm not the only one who lacks the obsession with giant, fake, plastic looking orbs. At the very least it would be nice if the women who insist on doing this to themselves would tattoo some continents and longitudinal lines on there or something so these giant globes would at least serve an educational purpose other than propping up the fragile ego of the shallow, stripper wanna be. Can't find Iraq on a map? Just check out her-raq!
Posted by: John at June 14, 2008 2:58 PM
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