two thoughts:
1. '...hey lady, nice mousse, er, lion...' (why didn't anybody do a mousse moose? (It's fun to say, even.)

2. you know you're getting old, and the world is just getting weird, when gluing your hair into a 'steg,' (compared to these 'doo's?) is a yawn...

PS: photo 3? IS a real Yorkie.