On the mound, Mariah Cannon misfires
Here's Mariah Carey, dressing her husband's age, wearing crazy ass shoes and grinning like a fool after her attempt at "throwing" out the first pitch at a Japanese baseball game. My Japanese is rusty, but I think the announcer is saying, "Aren't you like 40 lady? What the heck is wrong with you? That's how you throw? That was more painful than 'Glitter.' "
Comments:
I don't know, I don't think Nick Cannon looks good in hot shorts and a pony tail.
And trust me, nothing is more painful than Glitter. Well maybe Crossroads.
Posted by: Michael at May 29, 2008 1:06 PM
Gross.
Posted by: Heather at May 29, 2008 1:52 PM
Screw you, Mike Oz!
YOU try and throw in high heels.
And screw YOU, Heather Mac. Like you've EVER worn heels. Or had huge fake boobs. Or had a man like my precious JayZ! er, I mean, NICK. Nick. Sorry...I get confused ever since I've been drinking with Paula Abdul.
Plus, my new ring throws off my delicate body weight. Anyways, like my baahhhdeeee? Trimspa, baybee! (oh, wrong person...same eventual outcome?)
teeheegiggle. Glitter, y'all.
Posted by: Mariah Cannon at May 29, 2008 3:06 PM
Damn I feel left out that the former not gonna be Mrs. Jeter didn't insult me.
Bitch.
Posted by: Michael at May 29, 2008 4:16 PM
Pretty pathetic, but she already throws better than Barry Zito.
Posted by: Paul at May 30, 2008 2:28 PM
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