If it wasn't for bad T.V., there'd be no T.V. at all
In case you aren't already 100% certain you're going to avoid the reality show "Living Lohan" starring everyone's favorite momager Dina Lohan and her newest product, Ali, let this preview solidify that decision for you.
Highlight: When Dina is checking out explicit online photos from a rumored sex tape of her daughter Lindsay and, as 14-year old Ali walks into the room and asks "Is that Lindsay?", Dina leans in closer to the computer screen and answers back, "We have to check."
Good parenting, good managering and good detective work, I might add. Top Mom, indeed.
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"there's got to be boundaries with these people." she says as she whores out her family to e!
Posted by: ed at May 20, 2008 1:57 PM
"THEY don't understand...Ali and Cody go to middle school!"
How DARE people show any of the Lohan clan in a bad light where Ali might get made fun of in middle school?
Gargh. I can't even feel good being my usual smarmy-ass self on this one. Ali's a friggin' 14 year old girl who hasn't thrown herself out there or made a gabillion dollars like Miley Cyrus. She's just being (as Ed said) whored out to the paparazzi and TV and soon rehab and sex tapes of her own.
:::sigh:::
All this meshpuchah just to keep HMac in a job.
Posted by: Stephen at May 20, 2008 6:26 PM
Steph...
got a real shocker for ya here,
but here goes...
The yiddisher factor here in Fresboig is low...
(real low.)
Would you mind sharing with the rest of the class what you just said?
Thanks boychick.
Posted by: wet towel at May 20, 2008 9:35 PM
I know there ain't a lotta yiddishaleh folk here, but I know my HMac speaks ALL languages, and knows exactly whereof I speak. (She mostly speaks the language of looooove. Er, I mean, vodkaaaaaaaaa.)
Whew. A Wet Towel post that didn't take me several days to read. Now THAT's a mitzvah!
Posted by: Stephen at May 20, 2008 9:52 PM
nice, nice,
the styx fan who makes with the funny...
yes, and the Lord keep an eye on me and thee while we're apart...
oh wait, that's mizpah...
or in this case: mintzpah...
still, I hope such is the case...
see ya at Liesl's hoozie.
Posted by: wet towel at May 21, 2008 12:08 AM
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