May 29, 2008

arrow I can't stress this point enough: the Internet is awesome

For all of you out there wondering whatever happened to the pre-Kilmer/Clooney/Bale Batman, Michael Keaton, you can finally relax. Videogum has dug him up, and, I'm sorry to say, I think he's seen better days (Warning: Language)


2:16 PM | | Comments (3)



Comments:

...unkay...

First off?
I'm thinking that this video was filmed in the N.East.
I'm thinking that it may have even been done in Penna.
I think I recognize some of the background, and possibly even have been in the same town(s) that this guy filmed this in, like, many times.

Further?
I love exploring abandonded buildings and such, and lord knows that there are plenty of those places back home...
AND I've spend my fair share of time wandering around them muttering old GnR tunes, (without tipping 40's and smoking herb...)
--oh yeah, nor the batman mask...

But lemme tell ya.

Seeing this?

If I ever encountered anyone resembling this on those happy sullen and reflective jaunts?

I would be terrified, (the one shot where he's looking out from the basement... oh man... (feets DO NOT fail me now...)

This is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.
(Though I hope this individual got some help, and is now feeling better.)

-the standing by the roadside, gesturing for folks to 'honk,' THAT brought a chuckle, however.

Still? I could only watch this once.

(...and, gullibility showing (maybe)
PLEASE tell me this is not Michael Keaton.)

Posted by: wet towel at May 30, 2008 12:53 PM

*****

It's not Michael Keaton.

Posted by: Heather at May 30, 2008 1:50 PM

*****

...whew..

..cause, like, you know, Heather...
As weird as the world is?
It just mighta coulda been...

(and if'n anyone would find it?
You would...

(Like, you know, he could be in the witness relocation program, under a ton of plastic surgery, stuffed up in a potato factory in the Ukraine...

-he makes ONE call to Brittney Spears or Amy Winehouse...

BLAM!

it's all over...

You've gotcher video footage, cher overhead maps, and a whole line of linnens at Bed Bath and Beyond comemoratin' the whole enchilady... (with matching shower curtains ta boot...)

thanks for clearing that up... I mean, I feel better.

(still... Keaton better be watching over his shoulder...)

Posted by: wet towel at May 31, 2008 1:14 AM

*****

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