Beehive Poll: Which notorious Valley white rapper guy is more lame?
Anytime I see "hip-hop" in a headline in The Bee's local section, you best believe I'm reading. Such was the case today, with "Hip-hop video played in pot trial."
Here are the basics: Two guys are up on federal drug charges involving a medical marijuana dispensary they ran in Modesto. In Wednesday's portion of the trial, happening at U.S. District Court in Fresno, prosecutors played a rap video from defendant Luke Scarmazzo. In the video, Scarmazzo flips off the camera and says some bad words directed at The Feds.
Much like I had to peep the story after reading headline, once I read the story, I had to find the video. I learned that dude raps under the name Kraz and the video in question -- "Business Man" -- depicts him in a courthouse. I learned that actual pictures like the one above are on his MySpace page. I learned he's been on "60 Minutes" to talk medical marijuana. Oh, and I learned that he's also one of worst rappers I've heard.
Seriously, folks, I think this guy is worse than K-Fed. In fact, I'm putting this up to a vote. Who's worse? Kraz or K-Fed? Check the videos after the jump, then leave a comment with your vote.
WARNING: BOTH VIDEOS NSFW
Comments:
That's like asking 'who is worse, George Dubya in 2000, or Dubya in 2004?'
They're both terrible. Poor FCM, who made Kraz' video. They obviously spent a bundle and made it look really good. But the rapping? BRUTAL.
I guess if I had to vote with a gat to my grill, I'd say Kraz is worse. Barely.
:::sigh::: where's Eminem? I miss him.
Posted by: Stephen at May 8, 2008 4:59 PM
Agreed, he looks especially greasy in his suite on 60 minutes.
Posted by: Heather at May 9, 2008 8:26 AM
Last I heard, Eminem was holed up in his mansion, wasting away his money on $30 steaks every night for him and his entourage.
It's pretty sad that just a few years ago, I would have argued with vigor that Em was THE BEST rapper alive and now he's just withering away, trading his talent and the occasional fart noise on a guest appearance.
Posted by: Mike Oz at May 9, 2008 9:17 AM
whats the beef? it looks like every other rap video, and sounds like every other rap song -- better even. i could understand most of the words.
Posted by: will at May 9, 2008 12:12 PM
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