I'm playing catch-up on the R. Kelly child pornography trial, which, from the news coverage, looks better than "Trapped in the Closet."

The infamous sex tape was shown to the jury last week. This from CNN:

Sketch artists were warned that if they drew any depiction of the acts on the tape, they, too, could be charged with child pornography.

Also fun: Kells' defense attorney is relying on the Wayans Brothers for help. From the Chicago Sun-Times:

"[Defense attorney Sam Adam Jr.], in an attempt to suggest that Kelly's head could have been superimposed onto somebody else's body in the sex tape, asked Jamison whether she had seen the Wayans brothers' movie "Little Man." He said, "They put the head of Marlon Wayans on a midget and it looked real, didn't it?"

But, to widespead laughter, Jamison replied, "Not really!"

Could this get any better? Yes it can. The lead prosecutor in the case is Shauna Boliker, but if you look at the CNN story above, her last name is spelled Bolicker. Bolicker? That's a big ol' (and unintentionally hilarious) FAIL.

This case has certainly licked my funny bone. At this point, all we need is R. Kelly on the stand testifying. I really hope that happens. And I hope it sounds like -- here's the NSFW warning -- this song.