So much gossip, so little time. A rundown of today's best stories:

• Lourdes Leon (mini-Madonna) is just 11, and exudes more feroshness than you on your best day. (Just Jared)
• As suspected, Tom Cruise really just wants Tom Cruise. (SOW)
• Who had Lindsay Lohan going off the wagon in under 8 months? Time to collect from the office pool. (People)
• Cameron Diaz's ex-boyfriends attend her father's funeral to disprove the rumors about her being a crazy ex-girlfriend. (A Socialite's Life)
• 15-year old Miley Cyrus says she'll never be like Britney, but her green bra begs to differ. (I Don't Like You in That Way)

[Photo: Just Jared]