Miley Cyrus determined to make me use the word "prosti-tot"
Hey there, Mom and Dad: I think it might be time to find real life role models for your kids instead of trusting them to virginal, teen TV stars with good Christian values. I present to you 15-year old Miley Cyrus, aka Disney Channel's Hannah Montana, posing for Vanity Fair magazine, seen at right.
Miley says she's sorry for the picture and is taking responsibility for her actions. Giving an exclusive interview to People about the photo and then soaking up the publicity is taking responsibility, isn't it? And she promises not to do it again.
Also, she won't post pictures of herself in her bra on her My Space page anymore.
And those photos of her posing provocatively in her bikini? Never, ever going to happen again.
Well, that's a relief. Commence singing, dancing and making YouTube videos for Jesus, Miley Cyrus. See you in a year and half when the rumors of your sex tape start hitting the Internet.
[Photo: ONTD]


Comments:
gross. really, billy ray needs to stop worrying about his emo hair and get his daughter under control. that is, unless he wants to be a grand pappy real quick.
and it's good to see that you're finally acknowledging the high school musical girl's nudie blunder.
Posted by: ed at April 27, 2008 9:30 PM
It's a lovely picture but it gives me the creeps at the same time. Am I gonna get busted for looking at child porn now?
Posted by: Moadster at April 28, 2008 11:55 AM
Who gives a damn, people attacking her are just taking an easy stab at what they feel society agrees with.
Let her do what she wants with her life. Moms worried about her ruining the ideal role model image for their daughters should rethink why their kids need role models and why they are finding them on TV.
If high school taught me anything it's that most of your daughters have done worse, not trying to promote adolescent sexuality, but it's a bit hypocritical to make this girl look like a whore when she is mild in comparison to other high school teens.
Posted by: Luke Davis at April 28, 2008 5:19 PM
I don't know what everybody is so upset about. Doesn't anybody remember the three maxims of showbiz? 1) The show must go on 2) There are no small roles...just small actors and 3) Nobody ever went broke exploiting the sexuality of post pubescent girls
Posted by: John at April 28, 2008 10:49 PM
So, the myspace pics are a bit trampy. But, the Vanity Fair photo? Quite lovely really. Artsy even. Leave the poor, mistreated teen idol alone.
Posted by: Amanda at April 28, 2008 11:05 PM
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