The Fresno Grizzlies take a stand on the Miley Cyrus controversy: Is it too soon? Also, WTF?
Behold, a press release from your Fresno Grizzlies:
The Fresno Grizzlies will celebrate an American cultural icon, and his daughter Miley Cyrus, on Wednesday night at Chukchansi Park when Fresno takes on the Iowa Cubs. In honor of Billy Ray Cyrus’ unapologetic ride back into the spotlight on the heels of his talented daughter, the Grizzlies will host “Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus ‘Ride Your Kid’s Coattails’ Night” at the ballpark on April 30th.In honor of Billy Ray’s opportunism, and his trailblazing path that can serve as a roadmap for parents of talented children, the Grizzlies will offer a special ticket discount. Way Back Wednesdays, which already offer $1 tickets for children (under 12), senior citizens, and military personnel (with ID), will have an additional twist on April 30th. Any parent who brings an award to the Chukchansi Park box office won by his/her child will receive a $1 ticket as well. For example, a perfect attendance award or swimming medal will entitle the parent to a discounted ticket provided the child is also in attendance.
“We’re distraught about the negative publicity that Miley Cyrus has recently received
and terrified that this may impact the resurgence of Billy Ray’s career,” said Scott Carter, Vice President of Marketing for the Grizzlies. “We’re looking forward to giving fans, especially our younger fans, yet another reason to come enjoy Grizzlies baseball at Chukchansi Park.”
The entire night at Chukchansi Park will be filled with Hannah Montana songs, videos, trivia, and other theme items. Additionally, Club Libby Lu will be at the ballpark offering pop-star makeovers for children on the concourse.
Comments:
This story had just the right touch of sarcasm and wit to be a Heather satire....and then I followed the link..........it WAS from the Grizzlies!!?? now I understand...WTF!! Unbelievable!!!!
Just give everyone a $1 ticket to the game and forget the stupid tie-ins.....
Posted by: Paulette at April 28, 2008 7:53 PM
WTF is right! At first it sounded witty and a little sardonic. Yet they'll be playing Hannah Montana music and having Club Libby Lu there to show little girls how they aren't pretty just the way they are, they must paint themselves first??? Color me confused and more than slightly disgusted.
Posted by: Claire at April 28, 2008 9:18 PM
seems right on par for minor league baseball. honestly, across the nation minor league teams are always pulling out these "zany" promotions to get people through the gates.
so while i find it lame, i'm not that surprised. i'm sure it will gain some news time.
Posted by: ed at April 28, 2008 10:37 PM
Wow, a stadium filled with annoying children with even more annoying parents, all with long lines for beer as crap for music is played. Sounds like the worst night in Chuck' history.
Posted by: The Fresnan at April 28, 2008 11:10 PM
How about these promotions:
Suri Cruise Night: Parents can bring their kids for the beginning of the game and show them off, but then the kids disappear for the rest. Free L Ron Hubbard souvenirs for those parents that jump up and down on their seats.
Jolie-Pitt Night: $1 tickets for parents who come to the game with a group of children all of different ethnicities [minimum of 4 children required].
Nicole Kidman Night: $1 tickets for women who say they're 4-5 months preggers, but show no sign of a bump.
Celebrity Baby Name Night: $1 tickets for children with kookie names like Suri, Shiloh, Apple, Moxie Crimefighter, Banjo, WingSpan, Phinneas, etc.
Mommie Dearest Night: Free admission for kids who live in fear of their domineering parents. Wait, this could be eerily similar to the acutal Grizzlies promotion.
Posted by: Ernie at April 29, 2008 8:14 AM
how about: Lock you kid in the basement and Father some grandchildren night? This article broke my achy breaky heart :(
Posted by: Santa Barbarian at April 29, 2008 11:24 AM
I can't believe this is serious... sad sad sad
Posted by: Renee N at April 29, 2008 11:56 AM
Are you people kidding? This is hilarious! The Vanity Fair article only makes the previously scheduled event timely and relevant. Another nice job by the Grizzlies.
Posted by: Watcher at April 29, 2008 12:02 PM
Wow, Santa Barbarian. Way to bring the party down...
Posted by: Ernie at April 29, 2008 12:09 PM
i was trying to lift it up with some cheeky references to current events. If you like we could discuss all the shootings which are making fresno a candidate for the homicide capital of the world. or perhaps the SF Giants innability to score a freakin run. whichever you prefer...
Posted by: Santa Barbarian at April 30, 2008 10:46 AM
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