To me, she looks like a mixture of Cameron Diaz and Daffy Duck, with a dash of getting hit in the face by a shovel.

To quote Rodney Dangerfield, "Last time I saw a mouth that big it had a hook in it."

She would be more of a Lady Fish.

Lady Fish! Nice job, Celena.

Wait - was there a character called Skank Fish? I can't remember. She'd be that one, though.

That woman definitely has a horse face. It's like she has no control of her lips, they just flap around in the wind.

...harry connick junior,
with false eyelashes
and a mop on his head,

(hopefully he's shaved down them arms,
you ever SEEN how hairy that guys arms are...
yeesh, he's got wrists like a caveman or somthin'...)

-don't ask.

She's Oscar De la Hoyas neice...but she looks like the one who's been been hit in the face a million times.
Is that too mean to say?

Mean and funny are often synonymous in my book, Ms. Joey. Nice call.

That is really mean (to Don Knotts... why do you hate him so much?).

p.s. Does she sing? My other mounted fish does.