Paris Hilton ensures you'll never be afraid to get on the dancefloor again
Turkey is an amazing country. Forget the charmed cobras of Sri Lanka; Turkey has put a blond wig on a praying mantis and taught it to belly dance.
Maybe "dance" isn't the right way to describe what's happening here. "Writhe around in pain" is closer. "Contort itself into a full body grimace" is yet closer.
Judge for yourself, and be sure to pay special attention to the band members, who are over it:


Comments:
I love how she tries to give that band guy a lapdance, who promptly shoos her away. Paris doesn't know what to do in a country full of people who aren't attracted to her / don't want to have sex with her.
Posted by: Tracy at March 29, 2008 5:48 AM
That's exactly it, Tracy! I couldn't quite figure out what was happening, but you've nailed it - the bellydancer who keeps trying to show Paris what to do, the band members' bored faces, Paris' desperate hair tosses, all plainly indicate that Paris is not at all revered in Turkey the way she thinks she is here.
If you watch the video again, even the audience members kind of politely clap for her and then look away.
Hilarious!
Posted by: Heather at March 29, 2008 9:17 AM
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