Vegas is calling you, douchebags. "Duh, bro! Vegas is alwaaays callin' me!" Oh, but this time is different. Vegas.com is running a promotion offering discounts to douchetastic dudes whose sole desire in life is to drunkenly make out with some "hot chick" at Pure.

See that ad to the right. It's real. And it ran in L.A. Weekly.

Can't front: There are a lot of douchebags here in Fresno as well. They're all over the place these days, actually -- from Roe to Pangea to Livingstone's. In fact, one of the best signs of a Fresno d'bag is a propensity to go on and on about their plans to visit Vegas (or L.A., or Pismo in the summer) or tell tall tales from their last trip.

You know exactly who I'm talking about, too. So be a good friend and let the douchnificent people close to you know that Vegas.com is helping to expedite that overpriced-drink fueled drunken make-out session.

Wondering if you yourself are, in fact, douchetacular? Well, read over the following survey from the Vegas.com folks:

Do you know where to get the best spray-on tan?
Do you like to show off your nipple ring in public?
Do you know the difference between beer and malt liquor?
Do you wear your chain inside or outside your shirt?
Do you own more than 5 different trucker hats?

If you answered "fo sho" to any of the above questions, you may have what it takes to be a true Vegas Douchebag.