John Mayer's not going to kill my love that easily
I could set up the following pictures of John Mayer jogging around a cruise ship in a thong with a semi-reasonable explanation (and, believe it or not, there actually is one), but what would be the fun of that?
Enjoy. (not safe for work)


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"John Mayer's not going to kill my love that easily"
Maybe not your love, but my appetite is shot.
Posted by: John at February 6, 2008 8:25 PM
Like I told you this morning, I can't bring myself to look at these pictures. Icky icky icky.
Posted by: Missy T at February 6, 2008 8:31 PM
Is it wrong that I think it's kind of hot? Yes?
Okay, then I'll just say that if you look past the Borat thong, Mr. Mayer's looking pretty good.
Posted by: Heather at February 6, 2008 9:10 PM
To all of you who have pulled me aside to say, "You know what? Under that green thong..." I just want to say, "I know, friend. I know."
And if I have to take one for the team. So. Be it.
Posted by: Heather at February 10, 2008 1:03 AM
Just for the record, I heard it's merely a vicious rumor that the crotch on that green thong said "In case of D-cupped, empty headed C-list actress, break seal".
Posted by: John at February 10, 2008 4:51 PM
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