February 6, 2008

arrow John Mayer's not going to kill my love that easily

I could set up the following pictures of John Mayer jogging around a cruise ship in a thong with a semi-reasonable explanation (and, believe it or not, there actually is one), but what would be the fun of that?

Enjoy. (not safe for work)

7:56 PM | | Comments (5)



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"John Mayer's not going to kill my love that easily"

Maybe not your love, but my appetite is shot.

Posted by: John at February 6, 2008 8:25 PM

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Like I told you this morning, I can't bring myself to look at these pictures. Icky icky icky.

Posted by: Missy T at February 6, 2008 8:31 PM

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Is it wrong that I think it's kind of hot? Yes?

Okay, then I'll just say that if you look past the Borat thong, Mr. Mayer's looking pretty good.

Posted by: Heather at February 6, 2008 9:10 PM

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To all of you who have pulled me aside to say, "You know what? Under that green thong..." I just want to say, "I know, friend. I know."

And if I have to take one for the team. So. Be it.

Posted by: Heather at February 10, 2008 1:03 AM

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Just for the record, I heard it's merely a vicious rumor that the crotch on that green thong said "In case of D-cupped, empty headed C-list actress, break seal".

Posted by: John at February 10, 2008 4:51 PM

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