That probably comes as a shock to... exactly no one at all.

Due to their ongoing custody battle, the financial details of Britney Spears' and Kevin Federline's lives have finally been leaked, and they're as appalling as you thought.

Last year, K Fed made more than half a million dollars. However, after "business expenses" (**cough**weed**cough**), he ended up grossing only $7436 - probably less than he made working at Red Carpet Car Wash when he worked in the 'No.

On the other bloated, sticky hand, Britney Spears made around $737,000 a month. A MONTH. Those of you who are good with math know that that's how many calories she consumes in Frapuccinos a month, as well. Hey-o!

So here is the breakdown of Britney and Kev's monthly expenses, and please be sure to note that Britney spends three times more on eating than Kevin does every month. I'll be over here in the corner crying and wishing my mom had sold me to Disney at the age of 10, too.

Kevin's Expenses:
• $5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $7,500 on rent
• $2,000 on clothes
• $1,500 on eating out
• $750 on phone bills

Britney's Expenses:
• $102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
• $49,267 on mortgage payments
• $16,000 on clothes
• $4,758 on eating out
• $2,500 on phone bills