A leopard never changes its spots apparently.

Christina Aguilera has impressed people with her quiet, not-quite-dignified, but definitely not look-at-me! pregnancy. At the least, she seems blissfully married to her husband, and she talks like she's taking motherhood seriously.

So then, why, oh why, do we today have photos on the 'net of pregnant Christina climbing out of a car with her legs wide open and no underwear to be seen?

I don't know why this stuff continues to shock me. I mean, after all of the celebrity snatch we've seen recently, you'd think it would be no big deal. But Christina is pregnant. She will be a mother in mere months. And there is no one in this world, save her gyno, who needs to see that baby's escape hatch.

Yes, I know where you can find the pics. No, I'm not going to tell you. If you can't figure out how to use Google by now, you don't deserve to be on the Internet in the first place.