Another day, another celebrity D.U.I.
Earlier this week, Rebecca DeMornay was popped for driving with a .09 blood alcohol level. Today comes word that Mickey Rourke is in a Miami Beach jail after being caught riding a Vespa while under the influence.
Under the influence of being dead sexy, says I. When I said Monday that Shia LeBeaouf had the cutest mug shot, I spoke too soon. A pirate with a perm wearing a shirt from the Mike Brady collection while tooling around town on a scooter? The hotness. The hawtness.


Comments:
I bet these cops get a bonus every time they pop a famous person for DUI. I wonder if they keep score cards.
Posted by: Missy T at November 8, 2007 6:36 PM
He's rockin the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' facial hair look. Ahoy ya drunkard!
Posted by: Brian at November 8, 2007 7:52 PM
It's slightly reminiscent of Nick Nolte, only not living-dead ugly.
Shia can only hope to acheive this level of studliness.
Posted by: suzanne grazyna at November 8, 2007 11:10 PM
Suzanne! Totally off topic, but I miss you!
On topic... it's sad that the 'aging' actors have decided to follow the Spears and Hiltons.
Posted by: Claire at November 9, 2007 3:33 PM
If Mickey Rourke grew out his hair a little and wore a black leather vest he would look just like Duane "Dog" Chapman.
Posted by: lancelot higgins at November 13, 2007 8:05 AM
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