Wealthy celebutante Nicole Richie served a whopping 82 minutes of her 4-day sentence for D.U.I. this afternoon in a Lynwood, California, jail.

According to People.com, Richie checked herself into the Lynwood jail (the same jail in which Paris Hilton served her time) at 3:15 p.m. and was released at 4:37 p.m. due to overcrowding.

Richie, who is five months pregnant, was recorded as weighing 105 pounds. She should have been kept in the jail 10 minutes longer and force-fed one good prison meal. That might have been a little closer to justice served.

Things are looking even better for Lindsay Lohan now, aren't they? Having been sentenced to 1 day in jail, I'm fairly certain she'll get credit for time served just because she spent time thinking about jail. God bless overcrowding, hunh, girls?

Somebody get me a bottle of Grey Goose, an eight ball and my car keys. Let's see if we can make Vegas by midnight.