I haven't really been keeping up with the status of Amy Winehouse's revolving door rehab trips. She was in, then she wasn't, then she was. Tuesday it was announced that her tour dates for September were postponed. And now today comes this: the Daily Mail has an account of Amy's recent fight with her husband in a hotel, complete with pictures of the bloody and bruised-up couple. Amy claims that she was cutting herself, about to do drugs with a call girl, and her husband came in and "saved" her, thus starting the brawl.

This goes beyond even my capacity for enjoying the antics of celebrities. I mean, WTF?

I can't make a joke about this. This girl does not seem likely to live to her 25th birthday, and the day she dies, it's going to be pretty creepy knowing that millions of people watched her slowly kill herself while eating their morning bagels and glancing at their favorite gossip sites.