Is Suri Cruise an Other?
This is kind of weird, and by 'weird' I mean "exactly what you'd expect from Tom Cruise."
Remember last year when Katie Holmes was pregnant and people were speculating it was all a giant ruse, and that the bump in her belly was really a beach ball because Tom Cruise is an alien/robot, and therefore unable to conceive with a formerly normal and pretty Earth girl?
But then Suri Cruise was born, and she was cute and had all that excessive hair, and everyone went, "Oh, okay. I guess she does look like Tom and Katie. Maybe this is for real. Tom is still a tiny weirdo, though."
Well, the Cruises have been all over the gossip sites lately thanks to Katie's new disastrous haircut and penchant for wearing 4-inch Christian Louboutin peep-toes and Batman's utility belt to the beach. Suri is present in most of these pictures, and she is definitely a cute little kid. She's already walking and there are multiple pictures of her smiling and waving to the paparazzi, which she no doubt picked up from her attention-loving father. I mean, guardian. I mean... uncle?
Okay, is it just me, or does Suri look, kind of like Tom, but almost exactly like his cousin, William Mapother? If you watch "Lost" (or used to, like me) you know Mapother as the dastardly "Other" Ethan who was completely obsessed with Clare's baby.
Now, I'm not trying to start some kind of conspiracy theory about Mapother being the evil real father of Katie's child, but... just check out the photographic evidence for yourself after the jump.
Right?
Comments:
verrry interesting.
if Tom and Katie were to have a boy would they name him Ethan?
Posted by: lychee keen at June 23, 2007 1:19 PM
Huummm.... well obviously you didn't stop to concider the fact that William is Tom's 1st cousin and therefore closely related to both Tom and Suri, so a resemblance between ALL three would be possable. Tom and William if you actually bother to look rather then rushing spread garbage do share a certain resemblance . Stop trying to start trash, which you are by posting this garbage in the first place . It's obvious were you were going with this so come off the "I'm not trying to start some kind of conspiracy theory BS " it's insulting for anyone who actually has a brain.
Posted by: michelle at June 23, 2007 5:12 PM
Idiot, so lame.
Go to school learn something. To read and think for example. You're a tabloid brainwashed fodder. Get Lost.
right?
Posted by: hannah at June 24, 2007 12:55 AM
Yes, Heather.
No more 'rushing spread garbage.'
Next time rushing spread scandal.
Or rushing spread gossip.
Like you paid rushing to writing.
You rushing spread rumors for rushing spend no money.
And writning for no money is rushing insulting for anyone who actually has a brain.
Posted by: Stephen at June 24, 2007 2:09 AM
Heather, you're right something is weird about the whole thing. Also, Suri looks a LOT like her 2nd cousin/papa
Posted by: smash at June 25, 2007 10:05 AM
God I love the internet. People have all sorts of courage and can say anything.
Leave Heather alone, she's just having some fun.
Posted by: Michael at June 25, 2007 10:11 AM
It's okay Michael, I'm sure Tommy pays his publicists (er, sister) quite handily to post on his behalf on message boards. We applaud their efforts.
Posted by: Erin D at June 25, 2007 5:36 PM
Hmmmmmm...... Maybe Suri is an alien too...hahahahah
Posted by: Inna at April 2, 2008 12:14 PM
I see more of a resemblance between the two men than between William and Suri...
Posted by: Stephanie at June 12, 2008 8:06 PM
YOu guys are sucks, Tom is a great person, he is so able and now he is having a great Family!! why don't you guys stop giving s**t to others, just because he is Scinetologist? Why? Because he wants to make this better place to live??? I love him and he is great!!
Posted by: Lisa at June 17, 2008 2:27 AM
Me fail English? That's umpossible!
Posted by: Michael at June 17, 2008 10:52 AM
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