Isaiah Washington not the biggest ass in Hollywood
You know what's making a comeback lately? Really, really big butts.
Some of you may be wondering aloud if giant, badonkadonk asses ever really went anywhere. I mean, Jennifer Lopez is still around, draggin' that unearthly wagon. And Jessica Alba (who looks like a 12-year old boy to me, but whatever) is always talking about her curvy body and big booty.
But in a world where beauty is defined by the ability to fit into size 0 clothing, has the giant ass gone out of style?
If Serena Williams and Kim Kardashian have anything to say about it: hell to the no. These ladies are bringing hope to the many women out there towing around a caboose you could set your drink on. Revel in it, my friends. The Big Booty Renaissance is here.
The day big thighs make a comeback you will see me out in the street leading the Thunder Thighs Pride Parade. Until then, I salute you, Serena and Kim. You and the junk you so proudly carry in your trunk.
Comments:
How does Serena carry that luggage around a tennis court? Damn. At least Kardashian only has to drag it down Rodeo Drive and to a few nightclubs.
Badonkadonk
Posted by: Brian (Sir Mixalot) at June 12, 2007 11:45 PM
that's only 2 photos come one hook us up mike
Posted by: the_ass_chief at June 14, 2007 1:31 AM
Yeah, Mike. Get on it.
Posted by: Heather at June 14, 2007 8:01 AM
wtf?!?! jessica alba has a tiny ass!!! damn i wish all the endless lunges and squats and jogging i did would make mine look like hers! and j.lo?! her ass isn't even that big, she talks about being curvy and s*** but she is slim (in my opinion anyway), im a size and a half or so above a size zero but i still think miss alba is way thinner than me. GO EAT SOME CAKE YOU SKINNY BITCH!!!!
Posted by: kat at August 31, 2007 4:09 AM
I like Serena's ass, loved Kim Clijsters too :) The bigger the better as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Brendon at April 1, 2008 3:42 PM
Um, Jennifer Lopez is FAR from thin. Especially when she was a Fly Girl.
Serena's body is ridiculous. Look at her lowerhalf, wow...
Posted by: angela at April 9, 2008 8:40 AM
I think all you people (except Brendon) have been smoking crack and have funhouse mirrors lining the walls of your minds. J-Lo's "alleged" and I repeat again... "alleged" butt is but a MINISCULE REMNANT of what USED TO BE, I mean lonnnnng time ago, used to be, a PERFECT butt. News Flash you anorexically geared neurotics: women are SUPPOSED to have big butts, wide hips, and thick thighs. They NOT supposed to match the twisted minded ideal of being as thin as your pinky.
Posted by: Harold at April 15, 2008 4:45 AM
ooooooooooooh my gad
i love this stayl
Posted by: AD at April 15, 2008 11:25 AM
I love you Harold. Where are all the Harold's of the world??
Posted by: Geanie at April 15, 2008 12:33 PM
go harold,,, f** all you skinny bitches,,j lo has a mean body ..and now comes kim kardashian,, she is hot hot hot ,,
Posted by: viola at April 17, 2008 4:16 AM
Ummm excuse me I don't mean to be all rude or anything but some of you said some s*** about J.Lo well no one can do it like J.Lo I'm sorry think about it when you hear J.Lo's name the only thing that pops into people head is her ass. Kim Kardashian has had butt implants she pretty but she will never live up to J.Lo. I don't know why you all are saying s*** about the celebs. Not everyone in the world is going to have that perfect hourglass figure like the model that you see on the covers of magazine.
Posted by: Jennifer at April 17, 2008 7:47 AM
i like this pretty girl toooooooooooooo much mwahhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by: Ejaz Muhammad at April 21, 2008 6:02 AM
Y'all are all nuts...there are seemingly infinite asses all around...both J-Lo and d Kardashian are 5s on my ass scale...J-Lo's most appreciable asset is that BANK account...Kim is famous for gettin' it on film...nothing more...
Posted by: Kairu at April 23, 2008 3:13 PM
Jennifer Lopez does not have a big ass...she had a big ass and even then it was on the smaller side of the big ass spectrum. Serena Williams has a big and firm ass which is why she can cart it around...ppl treat like its some huge freak of nature ass its big but so is she. She is 5'10 and 145 all muscle and Black if she didnt have ass i would be worried...and Its a thing of beauty and thing about it is it's not even that big you want to see a freak of nature ass look up buffie the body...and I am still baffled by Kim Kardashians ass but hey what are you gonna do. All pll stop treating big ass like its a bad thing it is a thong ...i mean thing of beauty!!!
Posted by: sid at April 25, 2008 5:49 PM
I agree J lo's butt is not big anymore and a woman with nice wide hips a big butt and thick thighs have the sexiest frames I have ever seen. Big breasts are also a plus as well.
Posted by: Tony C. at May 14, 2008 5:37 PM
Heather do you have a big booty? If so, post a picture. I would love to see it!
Posted by: Dan at June 11, 2008 8:44 PM
i am 11 years old and those girls are beatyful and sexy looking.yea grrr
Posted by: bob at June 13, 2008 7:41 AM
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