Now I can stop wondering what Hulk Hogan looks like in drag
I'm going to blame Brooke Hogan's entire existence on steroid use (her father's), growing up around circus clowns professional wrestlers and steroid use (her own). Allegedly.
I'd say she's hideous, but I'm pretty sure she could kill me with just her chin. Whatcha gonna do when Brooke Hogan's Adam's apple runs wild on you, brother?


Comments:
I know having holes in your jeans is cool but WTF is she wearing? She looks like a beat Hooters waitress.
Posted by: Brian at June 25, 2007 11:56 PM
aiight. yall hatasz need tah fall baq cusz yall dont noe nuffin and yu should go eat s*** or sumthin. do sumthin more productive with yerr lives otha den hate on ppl cusz yerr jealous.
Posted by: HoganFan0708 at August 31, 2007 9:31 AM
WTF she is the hottest girl in the world she has the hottest body ever and she can probaly kick anybodys ass in 1 arm tied behind her back.
Posted by: matt brown at September 1, 2007 10:33 AM
Heather, you are not that cute yourself, you should not be talking. It is not nice to judge others. Look in the mirror at yourself. She is a young beautiful talented girl. She is still growing up, give her some slack and stop hating!
Posted by: Jamie at September 2, 2007 9:12 PM
Thanks, Jamie. I'm sure by telling me I'm not cute, you weren't judging me - because that's not nice, right?
Or maybe since I'm older than Brooke and done growing, it's okay to start hating on my looks.
Or maybe it's okay when you do it but not when I do it.
Let me know, which, okay? I could really use your guidance in learning what's okay and what's not okay to say about someone on the Internet.
Posted by: Heather at September 2, 2007 11:40 PM
Sun Sept 9, Heather, you and all of Brook's fans can have it out in Lemoore.
She's coming up for the car show there, according to the Tachi website.
Fight! Fight!!!
Posted by: Stephen at September 3, 2007 7:36 AM
Since when is Heather not cute? Looks cute to me. I don't see her wearing denim homemade chaps, either. Cute and brainy!
Posted by: YesterGoth at September 3, 2007 10:19 PM
Man! Her legs are sooooo hot!
Posted by: Gman at September 4, 2007 6:22 AM
Lol! I Agree with you, Heather. She looks ridiculous. She's pretty enough on the show when she looks and acts like a normal girl, but this is an awful picture of her. And peh to whoever says you're not cute. ^_^
Posted by: Michelle at April 2, 2008 11:14 AM
With regards to the person insulting you, I'd argue that it was retaliatory, and that's why they felt it was okay. Maybe they chose to attack your appearance because you were attacking someone else's and they felt it was a weak spot. Or maybe they really aren't any different, and the only real issue they have is that you decided to insult someone they liked.
Mature? Probably not, but then again, I'm not sure I find any of the debate to be so. I don't know if I'm agreeing or disagreeing with you when I say I don't really see a difference in either set of statements. But hey, gossip rags and blogs have a market, and probably always will.
I'm well past the age of idealistic fantasies that people will suddenly "grow out of it". In fact, I'm past the age where I feel the need to tell complete strangers how to live their lives because their behavior offends my own sensitivities. So I'm being sincere when I say, keep doing what you're doing. It's your life, and you're obviously having fun with it. I don't understand it, but that's not your problem. We obviously see the world differently, and it's obviously "big enough" for both of us. I'm not about to break out into a "hw dar u not b liek meeee!!111" rant. Not only is it pointless, it's obnoxious. I don't know you. Period. I can disagree, and I have, but I honestly don't need you to agree with me to validate myself. I'm assuming the same is held true in reverse, given your response to the person who insulted you.
As for the comments on her clothes, as a wrestling fan, I'd say that it's heavily inspired by the costuming that's prevalent in that industry. I'd be surprised if it appealed to everyone. Nothing does.
Posted by: Discoursemaybe at May 9, 2008 12:10 PM
I THINK BROOK HOGAN ISDEF ONE OF THE HOTTEST CLEANEST GIRLS OUT TODAY IN THIS INDUSTRY NOT TO MENTION I WAS A HUGE WRESTLING FAN GROWING UP
Posted by: drEwsInBRooKlYn at May 18, 2008 7:03 PM
I agree for the most part with the comment that discoursemaybe left. I just can't manage to sound so smart with it!!!
the other thing is, Heather, it is an age old saying, treat others as you wish to be treated. It is simple really, maybe if you don't want other people to insult you, you shouldn't start by insulting others. Now it wouldn't surprise me if you are thinking that you didn't start anything, you are just voicing your opinion. Which is true. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion after all. Which means that if someone else wants to tell you that you are not cute (which I don't know, you may be stunning, you may look like a llama... but llamas are quite cute in a non-creeper way) anyhow, they have the right to say that.
I really could keep on typing forever on this hole little issue that is happening here but right now I must get back to writing my assignment!!! Procrastination is a bad bad man. Peace.
Posted by: paisley at May 23, 2008 3:26 AM
'aiight. yall hatasz need tah fall baq cusz yall dont noe nuffin and yu should go eat s*** or sumthin. do sumthin more productive with yerr lives otha den hate on ppl cusz yerr jealous'
in english please???
Posted by: Peter at May 29, 2008 10:05 PM
This bitch is a whore!!!! Daddy's little girl my ass. This stupid skank can't sing!! Even with all those digital add ins and edits to her voice she still sounds like ass!!! She can't sing and she looks like a man!! WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING? "oh if i cut the crotch and the ass out of my jeans maybe Hooters will finally call me and i can get a real job"
Posted by: Jebis at June 1, 2008 10:35 PM
Yo Hoganfan0708...can you tell me where you learned to spell? "Ya don no nuffin". I believe that was one of your major mispelled lines. No, wait, your whole post is. Can you please come down and interview with me for a position I'm trying to fill? The open position is called: How to spell like a stupid person. You can do this hoganfan!
Posted by: Jay at June 20, 2008 9:47 AM
All you guys are immature for dissing on people just because u jealous.She is a total babe and u all know it.
Posted by: KSTEV24 at June 20, 2008 10:41 AM
Wow KSTEV24 you are such a skilled orator that you made me realize the error of my ways. You are right I am jealous and I wish my adam's apple was as huge as Ms. Hogan's. Thank you for pointing this simple person in the right direction. You are most certainly doing the Lord's work.
Posted by: Michael at June 20, 2008 12:11 PM
Ok Hoganfan0708, we use a language in this country to communicate, it's called English. Learn it. And Heather, debasing someone on their looks is about the most petty, unintelligent thing you could possibly do. It's like being beat in a debate and saying "yeah, well you're ugly!" Work on your material a little more....
Posted by: Brandon at June 24, 2008 8:34 PM
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