Calculating Salma Hayek's atomic weight
Look, I like Salma Hayek. I do.
So it is only out of admiration and concern that I feel the need to point out that she has grown really, really huge since being impregnated. Is this normal? I've never been pregnant, but I have seen pregnant people before, and this doesn't look right. From what I've discerned from television and from movies, women are supposed to get cute little bumps that poke out like volleyballs. Their breasts get bigger, but only in proportion to what's happening with the belly.
Salma, on the other hand, has grown three bellies. She's starting to look one of those atom models you make out of styrofoam in 8th grade science class.
What is she, like, 4 or 5 months pregnant? So, this isn't even the worst of it. This woman is going to burst someday soon, and I'm fairly certain she's going to take most of the West Coast with her.
Comments:
Actually, I think this happens a lot with really skinny women. Once they're pregnant, it's the green light they crave to eat everything they've been denying themselves. I admit, the breasts do look disproportionate. Once the baby is born, I'm sure she'll starve herself back to a size 2 in no time.
Posted by: LC at May 30, 2007 8:58 AM
Firsthand experience, EVERYTHING grows if you eat like crazy and use the pregnancy as your excuse to pig out. I went from a size 3 to a size gazillion. Your boobs are the FIRST thing to balloon.
Posted by: Virginia at June 1, 2007 11:15 AM
Hey! Give the lady a break! She's pregnant! Come on!! Everything looks enormous when you're pregnant!
Posted by: Jennifer at May 26, 2008 9:26 AM
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Posted by: Michael at May 27, 2008 10:56 AM
you're so annoying. I wish you could hear how dumb you sound.
Posted by: sonny at June 7, 2008 12:50 PM
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