Are you there God? It's me, Paris
What's more ridiculous than the soon-to-be-jailed Paris Hilton leaving her house in a ball cap, clingy dress and no bra while carrying a Holy Bible?
If you figure out the answer, you let me know, okay?
I guess since the Governor isn't willing to save her ass, Paris is looking for someone to save her soul. A cynical person might say it's too late.
It's too late.
Comments:
The best part of all this is that Ms. Celebutante is getting a reduced sentence for "good behavior." Um, did I miss the news story where that good behavior was reported?
Posted by: Jeffresno at May 24, 2007 10:13 AM
"Good behavior" is a relative term.
In Paris' case, it means "showing up for a court appointment relatively sober with most of her body parts covered."
Posted by: Heather at May 24, 2007 10:22 AM
hehe ... heather, youre so funny.
Posted by: will at May 24, 2007 1:46 PM
Boy Grandma would really agree with you on this one. Nice job.
Posted by: jackie at May 24, 2007 4:47 PM
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