Dear Coreys, OMG! I Luv U 4-Eva!!!
Stop what you're doing right now - this is going to be worth your time.
Corey Feldman and Corey freakin' Haim are going to be guest columnists on MSN, and they have invited their fans (Me! Me!) to ask them questions about anything - love, show business, how ridiculously awesome The Lost Boys is.
Even better, the Coreys are returning to the spotlight in their own reality show on A&E. According to Variety, "The Coreys: Return of the Lost Boys" will be a comedic half-hour show following Corey Feldman as he welcomes his old pal, Corey Haim - who has become broke and homeless - into his home. Seriously! It's a comedy!
You remember the Coreys, right? Big in the 80s with movies like the aforementioned The Lost Boys, License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, and the soft-core Blown Away. Corey Feldman, who was in Stand By Me as a kid, went on to do numerous creepy Michael Jackson impersonations and eventually "The Surreal Life". Corey Haim, who was in the awesome Lucas, went on to do drugs. Lots and lots of drugs, hence the "broke and homeless" part.
I am. So. Excited. There is no bad here. Remember the chemistry these guys had? Plus, their names were Corey. Both of them!
The sphere of awesomeness these guys created was phenomenal - they totally bring back all kinds of memories from my childhood. Remember Corey Feldman in The Goonies! And when he starred with River Phoenix in Stand By Me? Remember how cool Jami Gertz, Kerri Green, Winona Ryder, Meredith Salenger and Heather Graham became just for being in movies with these guys?
Remember how incredibly messed up Haim was during his "E! True Hollywood Story"?!
Somewhere Kirk Cameron is regretting that whole "Way of the Master" lameness and is wishing he teamed up with Jeremy Miller for a "Grown Pains" reality series.
Stoked!


Comments:
WOW! Totally in love with them back then... Feldman freaked me out with the Michael Jackson obsession. Haim was #1 hottie for me. So sad to see him jacked up on drugs. Should be an interesting show!
Posted by: Virginia at April 19, 2007 11:51 PM
Dear Printer of Invitations:
Please cancel my order of wedding invitations I've placed for myself and Heather Mac.
Keep the deposit. It's okay.
Posted by: StephEN at April 20, 2007 1:31 AM
i really look up 2 yu both yu guyz r the best wish i could meet yu sme day >conner
Posted by: conner at June 27, 2007 11:16 AM
Please tell me that this was written in a sarcastic tone, because if not, I may have just lost all hope in the arts.
Posted by: matso at April 25, 2008 10:53 PM
Corey Haim was so blazin he chose to f*** up his career on f***ing drugs watching his new show I want to play the violin he has a chance to get his career on track and f***s it up. What a piece of s*** feeling sorry for himself broke as a f***ing joke s***ing c***s. Corey your a f***ing junkie and your never stay clean. All the p**** you used to get in hollywood now you can get f***ed in your a** all the way to the b***s.
Posted by: Kim at July 16, 2008 7:27 PM
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