The Beehive vs. Famous: The most epic battle since Rocky IV
At 6:30 p.m today at Million Elephant, I'll be going up against Jarah from Fresno Famous in a Battle of the Bartenders that benefits Creative Fresno's mural project. We're competing for tips. The loser will have to sing a karaoke song of the winner's choosing.
Well, that's the official version. But here's the real deal: This is a Titanic-sized battle, The Bee vs. Fresno Famous. Blogger vs. Blogger. David vs. Goliath. Boy vs. Girl. Rocky vs. The Russian.
Bragging rights are on the line. Our honor will be tested. One shall be shamed. If he dies, he dies. Brigitte Nielsen probably won't be there. You don't want to miss it.
Disclosure: (how ya like that Famous, I stole your line) I have no bartending experience. You're better off ordering beer, or drinks that say what they are in the name, like Rum & Coke. Tip heavily. I'm bringing gifts.
Comments:
Beehive represent!
I'm in your corner, Daniel-san, Miyagi-style. Start practicing vodka and Red Bulls right now, cuz that's what I'm having.
Posted by: Heather at March 13, 2007 1:42 PM
Everybody takes notes from Heather.
Red Bull and Vodka.
Ingredients in the name.
I can deal with that.
Posted by: Mike Oz at March 13, 2007 2:26 PM
You handled my Pepsi with perfect panache. Hope you won.
Posted by: Marty at March 13, 2007 11:57 PM
Wait, on Rocky vs. The Russian which one of you was which?
I'm sorry I missed it--had mucho points to win back on the home-front after being so absentee during the Rogue.
I'm now off to go see the video of your singing that was posted.
Posted by: blake at March 16, 2007 9:10 AM
Blake...
I'm gonna have to say that I was the Russian and Jarah was Rocky. Cuz ya know, she won.
Posted by: Mike Oz at March 16, 2007 10:01 AM
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