According to People.com, David Beckham, who recently signed with the L.A. Galaxy soccer team for a gazillion dollars, and his wife, Victoria, are having trouble finding a house to buy in California because as soon as sellers figure out who is interested in their homes, they jack up the price. Apparently, the Beckhams aren't so posh they're willing to overpay for the privilege of living in a place where they won't be judged for their matching blond combovers.

You know who else is having house issues? Ellen DeGeneres, who is trying to sell her California estate for $24 million. According to People,

The Mediterranean-style mansion in Montecito contains four bedrooms, a wine cellar, billiards room, library, office and a second-floor, 1,300-sq.-ft. master suite that also features a balcony and an art studio... besides that structure, there are also two guest cottages, a tennis court, a pool and spa, as well as formal gardens.

Wow. $24 mil is really pricey, but since it's Ellen you know she'd be a pretty honest home-seller. Seriously. Good luck to her in finding a buyer - I mean, who has the kind of cash to buy a $24 million house? You'd have to be a gazillionaire to afford a house like that. Hey! Wait a second!

Oh, sorry. I thought I saw some guy who owes me $7 walk by just now. Anyway, good luck to all these rich people and their rich people problems. This one's a real head-scratcher.