Heather concerned. Heather very concerned.

Anyone who watches television between 7 and 8 in the evening knows that there is nothing worth watching at this time but reruns of "Scrubs" on Comedy Central. Lately, the channel has been promo-ing the hell out of a new show called "Halfway Home," which stars everyone's favorite deadpan accountant, Oscar Nunez, from The Greatest Comedy on Television, NBC's "The Office."

Here's the thing. I am not going to begrudge Oscar Nunez work. I'd be totally okay with this if it meant Oscar would be present and accounted for on every episode of "The Office." But anyone who watches the show knows that Oscar went on "sabbatical" after Michael Scott outed him, and that he missed a good chunk of season 3. I imagine this new - and inevitably short-lived - show on Comedy Central is to blame.

Unacceptable! I want Oscar where he belongs - in Scranton, Pennsylvania, arguing with Angela about her freaky jazz-playing babies poster, playing paper football with Kevin, and turning his head in disgust whenever Michael tries to kiss him to prove he's okay with Oscar being gay.

Look, if it wasn't for Oscar, Dwight would never have uttered the line that made me laugh so hard I tinkled a little in my pants (the line is 2 minutes into the video). We cannot afford to lose Oscar to Comedy Central!

Oh, relax. It was just a little tinkle. And totally worth it.