March 30, 2007

arrow And now a word from Blog Boy

The video game "Marvel: Ultimate Alliance Heroes and Villains" is being expanded to feature more characters. Some super heroes just didn't make the cut.

I know that seems hard to believe. Just take a walk through any local comic book store and you will see more titles than ever. Some of these characters are in the new video game. Others didn't make the comic book or video game cut.

Here are a few super heroes who have never had their day in the super hero sun:

Contradiction Man: Two robbers leave a bank carrying big bags with dollar signs on the outside. The are greeted in the street by a man wearing a green-and-purple costume. "I'm Contradiction Man. "You are going to jail." The robbers snarl and reply, "No we aren't." Contradiction Man counters with "Yes you are." The robbers reply "No we aren't." This goes on for hours.

Fresno Man: From his secret lair hidden beneath the Save Mart Center, Fresno Man battles crime using his Raisin Gun and Heat Ray. Every year he gets a new Immigrant Boy sidekick.

NASCAR Nell: This super heroine can out drive any bad guy as long as they only make left turns.

Couch Potato Kid: A news report on the television details a kidnapping in progress. Couch Potato Kid thinks about slipping out of his robe to head to the scene of the crime. He just decides to lean back and let others do the work.

Baby-sitter Girl: The police commissioner text messages the young crime fighter. She shows up at the scene of a hostage standoff, eats all of the food in the refrigerator, spends hours on the phone with her boyfriend and then charges $10 an hour.

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