Well... You can polish a turd, but It's still just a turd.

you know i heard that Knightley and Bloom are the same person... kinda like Michael and Janet... LMAO.

That explains why Keira wasn't at the Pirates 3 premiere at Disneyland - "Orlando" was there instead!

well guess what. i think orlando bloom is THE hottest man to ever walk the earth. period. he is wayyy hotter than you!

hmm well, to sum up almost everybody's beliefs, ORLANDO BLOOM IS THE SEXIEST MAN EVER TO WALK THE EARTH!
and he IS way hotter than you. that little mustache is sexy to people. just not you.

yeah, so hes sexy. your not.

mmk? THANX:)

HI Orlando Bloom
I see you alot in the movie and the movie Pirates of the Carebbean .I realy want to see you but I don't know when ,I want meet you realy much . I wish my dream come true

Orlando Bloom is the sexiest man that ever lived and he will go down in history not just as the sexiest man, but the way he played the Will Turner rolls in all the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and will also go down in history as the sexiest actor too.

You can keep saying he's hot, but all I see is a dude pissing on a rock and blowing snot out of his face.

ok, thats what you may think but nobody cares about your opinion and nobody wants to hear all negative comments cause guess what some people like me actually like him and dont want some person to start trashing everything. so sorry but...dont.

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zomg stop sayin th3se things u must have no life i can find u up easy, in 5 min tops wtf iz ur prooblem ORLi r00les and ur just tryin to have mean thoghts so ur popular. zomg leave him alone he d1dnt do anything to u y u h ave to be aso mean!?! YUR NOT NICE.

I think that last comment made my brain repture.

But what's zomg?

Zoinks! Oh My God!
Zebras On My Goat
Zap our minds gone
Zippy, Orlando Must Go!

????

Orlando is hott i love him x-speshly when he returns from the dead on the third movie!!!

Hallo,
Orlando is so hot!!! Why can't I be so pretty??? And Keira Knightley is also very hot. I hope that they are gonna play in much more movies together! The look so nice together!!! A real nice koppel. Are they having a relationship??? That would be nice!!! I'm sorry, my English is not very well... I'm gonna finish.

Good luck, Jenni Bloom.

hi orlando, i sooooooooooooooo think that ya the hottest man in the whole universe ive watched nearly every film your in and u luk soooooooo sooooooooooo fit in all of them and oh ma gosh i hated it when you like died in pirates 3 and i really think that there should be another one but called "pirates of the caribbean and the return" also i really cant wait to see the play that your going to be in next year. love ya loads from kirsty.ps ma bedroom is covered in picures and posters of you.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hiiiiiiii orlando im kirstys lil sis i sooooooooooo think ya hot ya da best man on the whole planet nd me n ma sis r so in luv wit ya. we r both goin 2 c ya play nxt year. we r also both getting beddin with u on it im only 7 nd kirsty (who has already wrote to you) is 13 goin on 14 she wrote this for me. ive also seen most of da films dat ya in nd ya luk gid in all ov em, also me nd kirsty really do adore u every where we go we scream if we c any picz or postaz of ya.luv ya nd leave ya write 2 ya soon luv lodz lucy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

jelo orlando its me kirsty agen i jst wrote a message to u 4 ma lil sis she iz soooooooooooooooo obsessed wit u jst lyk me 2 i really do wish we cud meet u face 2 face also we hope 2 find out where u live not 2 stalk u jst 2 sumtymz talk 2 u nd 2 get ya autograph soon also we want 2 no wer u liv so we can send lettaz 2 u nd prezziz.luv ya lodz gorgous.kirsty.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ps i even know ya full name.(orlando johnathan blanchard bloom) luv ya.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

2 any1 hu thinks ob iz not hot den ya must b blind seriously, nd mike ya poem iz so wrong more lyk u shud b gon so get real.

SOOOOOOOOOO hott! Bloom has nice eyes adn nice lipps

SOOOOOOOOOO hott! Bloom has nice eyes adn nice lipps

Um, Orlando isn't actually going to read this.
And being British, the misspellings and horrible use of English would repulse him if he did.
Stay in school children.

Dear Suzanne,

Yes. Thank you. I love you.

Heather

Good lord these comments (excluding Heather's and Mike's) remind me of ones you would find on YouTube.

All of you who wrote something negative about orlando bloom are just
f***en juelous jerks. Wishing you were sexy like him!!! and yes he is the sexiest man on earth.(And he is straight)

HOLA ORLANDO!!

COMO HAS ESTADO ESPERO QUE SUPER BIEN YA QUE NO ME GUSTARIA QUE TE PASARA NADA MALO YA QUE TE ESTIMO DEMASIADO Y TE ADMIRO MUCHO.EL PROXIMO CICLO ESCOLAR VA SER MI GRADUACION COMO PUDO DE CIR (DARE OTRO PASO EN MI VIDA)ME GUSTARI QUE TU FUERAS MI PADRINO. YA QUE TU ERES GENIAL Y SUPER ESTRELLA. Y QUISIERA COMPARTIR ESE MOMENTO CONTIGO Y MI FAMILIA.

ME LLAMO LIZETH GUADALUPE INGUANZO MALDONADO, TENGO 14 AÑOS PERO PARA CUANDO SEAS MI PADRINO TENDRE 15, NACI EN MEXICALI,PERO AHORITA ESTOY VIVIENDO EN SAN ANTONIO DE LAS MINAS ENSENADA B.C.

TE LO ESCRIBO CON TIEMPO PARA QUE PUEDAS HACISTIR.....
NO TE PIDO NADA SOLO QUE VENGAS ESE ES MI SUEÑO Y ESPERO QUE LO PUEDAS HACER REALIDAD.

ESPERO QUE ME PUEDAS MANDAR UNA REPUESTA, POR FAVOR NO ME FALLES, SABES ALGO ME TIEMBLAS LAS MANOS AL SABER QUE LEERAS MI CARTA Y SI TENDRE RESPUESTAS DE TI.

TE CUIDAS MUCHO POR FAVOR. AAAA Y QUE GUAPO SALES EN TUS FOTOS Y EL LAS PELICULAS, PERO HAS DE SER MAS GUAPO EN PERSONA.

(((ESPERO RESPUESTAS)))
TE QUIERO MUCHO, DEMACIADO.
BYE,BYE,BYE....

ATTE.
LUPITA

hu r u people also orlando bloom is all mine nd ma sisters we even know wer he livz nd evry thing else about him so backoff.kk.kirsty.luv ya orlando bloom.xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

OK any of you rejects who said that ORLANDO BLOOM THE SEXIEST MAN TO EVER LIVE was gay are just jelous loser who wish they were sexy like him! Orlando Bloom is so so so hott i just want to marry him!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on look at his eyes and his hair and hes hot bod and his amazing accent!!!!!!!

P.S.
Orlando you sexy man if you read this i just want you to know that i love you and want to MARRY YOU!!!!!!!!! DON'T (with a capital D) listen to any of the people who say any negative things about you they are just big fat losers!Ok well love ya Orlando!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Love ya babe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mrs r.b. hi
i jst wntd 2 say i so lyk totally agree wit u on wot u hav sed u myt ov already red sum ov ma lettters 2 orlando
from kirsty
luv ya lodz orlando
xoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

orland if enybody hearts you felings ill talk to them i love you lods you no kirsty shey is my sis xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx i will nevr stop loving you i wish we cud be togetherxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hi orlando still luvin ya lodz dnt 4get 2 jst ignor evry1 hu says bad things bwt u, they jst say it coz der jealous.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo
cnt wait 2 c ya play.
luv frm kirsty.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

i have a litle song for you if i hadant looked at you that way i wont feel this way in amilian years yearsxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx if i hadnt looked at you that way i wodent of feeld the love to day if i hadnt seen you befor if you hadent of been there in the time. love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

first of all i dont think that orlando bloom is gonna read these u guys and second of all that spanish thing made my brain hurt!i can understand it but i cant speak it!

Orlando Bloom is a human being just like the rest of us. Do you guys ever have to pee? Or blow your nose? Let it be already.

Orlando Bloom is so sexy how can people say owt bad about him???????? He has really nice eyes and a cute face!!!

Orlando bloom estas muy guapo,me facinan tus peliculas i love you

I think it's messed up that you have to make fun of Orlando. That obviously shows that you don't have a life and that you're extremly bored and jealous. Please get a freakin' hobby and admit that you do like Orlando Bloom and save us all from your stupidity.
Thanks.